On Friday, October 8th 2004, myself and Vlad Sushko, representing the
AutomotiveForums.com staff packed up and heading to Baltimore, Maryland to pick
up the newest component for the Project Eclipse. What were we going to get? A
1995 AWD Eagle Talon shell to convert the project GS-T to AWD.
The
journey first started when we had discovered the Talon for sale via DSM Trader. While Baltimore is quite a trip, the
price was right and we jumped at the chance to pick up a complete AWD
drivetrain. While the Talon had no engine, included in the rolling shell was a
complete Baer big brake upgrade front and rear with matching front and rear
calipers, full 3" turbo back RSR exhaust, RM AWD swaybars, Tokico Illumina
adjustable shocks, Eibach pro kit springs, B&M short shifter, 18" wheels
with decent tires, and the suspension components came complete with energy
suspension bushings installed. Not a bad find.
While we aren't planning
on using the Illumina shocks, the springs, the Baer brake kit, or the wheels on
the Project GS-T, most of the equipment will make great additions to the daily
driver 1994 Galant GS which is mechanically very similar to a second gen DSM.
What can't be used will be parted out.
Now for the interesting part of
the story.
When we committed to purchasing and picking up the AWD shell
there still remained several LARGE obstacles.
We had no truck
We had no trailer
We had no tow hitch
The Project Car fund was $2500 short
The easiest way to describe the calamity is to break down the evolution
of the trip by day.
Wednesday: First on the agenda was to
collect the money we needed. We began searching for ways to obtain rush
financing to purchase the shell. We also began the search for a rental truck and
a rental trailer to tow the Talon. After digging through the phone book, asking
around, and searching online we tracked down a trailer. But it was in Danville,
KY about an hour and a half away. At the end of Wednesday, we still needed the
money, needed a truck, and had found a trailer an hour or so
away.
Thursday: Success! Through the assistance of a nameless
benefactor we collected the money we needed via certified check. Unfortunately
we did not have time to deposit the check into the Project Car account. We also
received an update on the trailer, it was no longer in Danville, now they had
one available in Frankfort, a much closer location. Things were looking up. We
lucked out too and found a company that rented trucks. However, that company did
not allow towing with their vehicles and as such the truck did not come equipped
with a tow hitch. In response we came up with a plan, we could get a tow hitch,
bolt it to the truck, tow, and then return the truck to stock before turning it
in. The only problem with this was that the company could not guarantee which
type of truck we would be getting. It could be a Chevy, Ford, or Dodge. We would
have to pick up the truck and then somehow get a hitch to fit it. I spent the
evening trying to track down as many hitches as I could find to borrow. I only
got one, a Chevy hitch off a late 90's Tahoe. We would have to see how
everything worked out on Friday.
Friday: At 8 in the morning we
were contacted again by the company with the trailer, now it was in Versailles.
Even closer, good news for us. At 9 we went to the bank to deposit the check.
After that I had to go to work and Vlad had to go to school. At 1:30 I was
contacted by the rental company, they had a truck in that our hitch would fit! I
immediately called Vlad who was responsible for renting the truck… no answer.
The truck would be given to the next person who walked through the door wanting
one and if we didn't get it our trip would be screwed. After an hour of failed
attempts to contact Vlad, things were looking bleak and I had to leave work to
go to pick up the trailer in Versailles. The problem, I had no truck to go get
it. A quick phone call to a friend with an S-10 saved the day.
On the way to pick up the S-10 I stopped by the bank
again to have a certified check made to the seller of the car. BIG
PROBLEM, even though the deposit I had made earlier allowed me access to the
money, I could not write a certified check until the next day. I couldn't do
that because there are not bank branches in Baltimore. After a minor heart
attack, the teller at the Bank cut some corners and pulled the original
certified check out of the deposit stack and just gave it back to me to sign
over to the seller. Talk about getting lucky. On to Versailles, I picked up the
S-10 and headed out. I had no hitch or ball on the S-10 and the owner of the
rental place was kind enough to point me down the street to the local NAPA to
get a ball installed. 15 minutes later and I was back and ready to hook up the
trailer. With everything buttoned down, I rolled out - sort of. Imagine a ˝ ton
trailer tied to the back bumper of an 89 S-10. It was tricky going, but I had no
choice. About 40 minutes later, I made it back to the house and unhooked the
trailer. You can see just how big it was compared to the S-10 in the pictures
below. Oh, and you might recognize the truck as the very first AA feature car.
The dice shift knob made changing gears a breeze. The trailer however, made it
terrifying.
Score 1, we had the trailer, and over
the course of towing it back I finally managed to get a hold of Vlad, he had
been at physical therapy. We rendezvoused back at the house and he left to pick
up the rental truck and I went to return the S-10, pick up my car, and head back
to work. At about 7 PM Vlad brought the truck out to the shop where I work to
sneakily install the hitch and tap into the truck's wiring harness for the
trailer lights. Almost immediately we discovered that the truck was the right
type of truck, wrong generation and our hitch wouldn't fit. Despair! At this
point it was too late in the day to buy a hitch anywhere. But we were struck by
inspiration, a quick glimpse at the owner's manual showed that the bumper towing
capacity was roughly 5000 lbs, more than enough to tow an engine and trannyless
Talon. We only needed a ball and not a complete hitch! Vlad had to meet some
people for dinner and I had to finish up at work so we split. After work, I
swung by Wal-Mart and picked up a ball hitch for the bumper and went to meet
Vlad for a late dinner, i.e. midnight. Afterwards, in complete confidence we
headed back to the shop to install the ball hitch. Huge problem, the ball we had
was too short and wouldn't go all the way through the bumper. Back to Wal-Mart
to find a longer one, turns out they don't have any longer ones. Uh oh. We then
headed to Meijers in hope of finding a hitch. Fortunately, they stock ball
hitches that are long enough but not the right diameter leaving us with 3500lb
towing capacity. Cutting it close, but we figured we would be okay. Back to the
shop again to install this one. Everything is going well so far, I tightened up
the hitch with the impact and then noticed that it had cross threaded itself and
wasn't tightening properly. Crap. When we went to take the hitch off, it
wouldn't come off. After 5 minutes with a saw we were left with 2 dull blades
and a scratch in the hitch. Time for the plasma cutter. We backed the truck up
and I went to work. Keep in mind this in on the rental truck, which we have to
return. After 5 straight minutes of cutting we had the hitch off.
Back to Meijers. Vlad returned the still smoldering hitch which
had melted itself into the package and explained that it had become cross
threaded and we were forced to cut it off with a 'laser'. The poor people
working there had no idea what he was talking about and simply gave him another
one. This time we used a couple fender washers just in case and presto, finally
at 4:00 AM we had the hitch on. A quick trip back home to hook up the trailer
and wiring and we were all set to roll out.
We left the city limits at
about 5:00 in the morning and had 550 miles ahead of us. I drove through the
night and Vlad picked it up in the morning. We made it to Baltimore at 2 in the
afternoon, met up with the seller and headed to go pick up the Talon. It took us
about an hour an a half to get the car loaded up, collect the tranny, exhaust,
axles, etc. and load them up in the truck bed, and stop at home depot for some
rope to tie everything down. And we were back on the road.
Driving back through the mountains of West Virginia with a car
leashed to the back of our vehicle made me truly proud to be an American. I mean
honestly, were else in the world can you buy a vehicle that can tow 3500+lbs and
not even care. It was awesome. For those of you out there that love trucks, I
can now say that I completely understand. I've never towed anything before and I
must say it was pretty cool, even if you love your zippy sports coupe like I do,
there still isn't any feeling quite like cruising the road, 3 feet above
everyone else and in command of 7000 lbs of mass.
But I digress. In any event, we made it to Baltimore
and back without any drama, a much needed relief from the overwhelming chaos of
the two days leading up to our departure. Once home, we parked the truck,
trailer, and Talon behind the house and crashed. When we woke up Sunday
afternoon, it was time to return all of our borrowed equipment. We rolled the
talon down off the trailer and I returned the trailer in Versailles. I took the
ball hitch off the truck and replaced the plastic on the bumper. Vlad returned
the truck on Monday after he had taken all his stickers off of it and our
mission was declared accomplished.
Looking out my window right now, I
still can't believe that the Talon is sitting there in my driveway. After all we
went through to track down the truck, trailer, somehow prepping the truck to tow
the trailer, and driving 1100 miles in the 24 hours, it still hasn't sunk it
that we pulled it off. Although, in retrospect the fact that we did pull it off
is the most satisfactory part of the trip. But I think that once I nail my first
AWD launch in the GS-T, I'll change my opinion on that bit about what's the most
satisfactory.